I'm not sure what to say, but this thing needs to be updated....

*cough*

update(s):

Jesus loves pie.

Top 40 blows.

Eggs are the best source of gass.

The following people need to be punched:

John Reeder
Sarah Bulfed
Tod Puffer
Jenna Sompler
Kurt Jones
Lisa Bakken
Eddie Corse
Macy Mars
Vaugn Bean

I have no idea who they are, I made all of these names up... if you meet someone with one of these names... punch em'.

Don't fret, I'll upload more stuff as the days go by.

The song you should be listening to at this very moment: Shellac - House Full Of Garbage.

hello, by now most of my watchers have prolly stopped watching....

I've uploaded one of my silly paintings that I began to work on after I stopped the photography thing...
hopefully a few of ya, won't shoot me.

and whats with the ad below?... I'm gone for a month or so, and now I'm a corkboard...

hail satan... (a few more watchers stoped viewing)

The song you should be listening to at this very moment - Melvins - Queen

*does alittle dance, and loses more watchers*

happy fake holiday, everyone... BOO

Incase your wondering... I went as Kurt Cobain...

not a far stretch for me.... I had all the clothing, just needed a blonde wig and some slipper-shoes...(and loaded the ol' mp3 player with melvins and flipper tunes)

went to a fake-holiday-family-gathering/costume-th ing...
brought along my G-tar for the full effect, tho not an amp; so the opening lines to smells like teen spirit, didn't sound very spirited at all...
someone was taking pictures, not me (HAHAH!) so if I get my hands on any of me, I might post them... (face-blurred preferably) or maybe I look so much like him, none of you will notice... the right-handed G-tar gives me away... damn!

Dead Musicians, I don't listen to all of these guys...
but, they are all dead.. the list goes on and on....

Jimi Hendrix - The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Fell asleep and never woke.
Ian Curtis - Joy Division - Hung himself in the kitchen.
John Bonham - Led Zeppelin - Drowned in a pool of vomit after binge drinking.
Johnny Cash - Solo/The Highwaymen - Complications from diabetes.
Darby Crash - The Germs - OD'd on heroin.
Jim Morrison - The Doors - Heart-attack in a bathtub, due to alcohol & drug abuse.
Kurt Cobain - Nirvana - Shot himself in the head with a shotgun.
Sid Vicious - The Sex Pistols - OD'd on heroin.
Buddy Holly - Buddy Holly & The Crickets - Airplane Crash
Ritchie Valens - Ritchie Valens - Airplane Crash, along with the Big-Bopper.
John Lennon - The Beatles - Assasinated.
George Harrison - The Beatles - Brain cancer.
Brian Jones - The Rolling Stones - Drowned in his swimming pool.
Andrew Wood - Mother love Bone - OD'd on heroin.
William Tucker - Ministry (Live) - Suicide.
Joey Ramone - The Ramones - Lymphatic cancer.
Dee Dee Ramone - The Ramones - "Found dead".
Layne Staley - Alice In Chains - OD'd on heroin.
Mia Zapata - The Gits - Raped and murdered while leaving a bar.
Dead - Mayhem - Shot himself in the head during a Satanic ritual, Euronymous ate his brain.
Euronymous - Mayhem - Stabbed to death by the bass player for being "more" evil.
Jerry Garcia - The Grateful Dead - Heart attack while in rehab.
Jonathan Melvoin - The Smashing Pumpkins (Live) - OD'd on heroin.
Cliff Burton - Metallica - Bus crash while on tour.
Randy Rhoads - Ozzy Osbourne/Quiet Riot - Airplane Crash.
Hank Williams - Solo/The Drifting Cowboys - Morphine & alcohol ingestion.
Freddie Mercury - Queen - Aids, one day after going public with the illness.
Janis Joplin - Janis Joplin - OD'd on herion.
Keith Moon - The Who - Drug & alcohol abuse.
Elvis Presley - Elvis Presley - Heart-attack while on the toilet.
Carl Wilson - The Beach Boys - Brain Cancer.
Shannon Hoon - Blind Melon - OD'd on heroin.
Ronnie VanZant - Lynyrd Skynyrd - Airplane Crash.
Steve Gaines - Lynyrd Skynyrd - Airplane Crash, along with his sister.
Dave Williams - Drowning Pool - "Natural Causes"
Johnny Ace - Johnny Ace - Lost in a game of Russian roulette on Christmas day.
Frank Zappa - Solo/The Mothers Of Invention - Prostate cancer.
Brad Nowell - Sublime - OD'd on heroin.
Bob Marley - Solo/The Wailers - Lung cancer/Brain cancer.
Steve Clark - Def Leppard - Alcohol & drug overdose.
Joel Rundell - Better Than Ezra - Suicide.
Paul Bailoff - Exodus - Stroke.
Kristen Pfaff - Hole - OD'd on heroin.
Chuck Schuldiner - Death - Brain cancer.
Nico - Solo/The Velvet Underground - Cerebral Hemorrhage.
Sterling Morrison - The Velvet Underground - "Severe illness"
R. Dwayne Goettel - Skinny Puppy - OD'd on heroin.
Marc Bolan - T. Rex - Car crashed into a tree.
Warren Zevon - Warren Zevon - Lung cancer.

The song you should be listening to at this very moment: Pixies - Where Is My Mind?

If I didnt know any better, I'd say I was in a horrible car accident and have been locked-up in a hospital for all this time.....



*cough*



well no...
I have been "busy" for all this time.. I've dedicated some time to paints and canvas, and even more to the undisputed king of darkness, satan.. heh...

aaaaaand guess what?... IM STILL BUSY~! MUAHAHA.... well I doubt any of you will really miss me, I havent even picked up the camera in weeks..... but.. try not to fret, eventually I'll be back sooner than later...in the meantime I've uploaded alittle something...
so I'll leave ya with some heavy metal, happy head-bangin'

The song you should be listening to at this very moment - Fear Factory - Slave Labor