I wake up and I feel like I've been working on the railroad.... all the live long day.
I'm having trouble getting to sleep, only to feel like this.
I'm not sure what the deal is, maybe some elves come into my house and beat me with meat tenderizers while im sleeping... hmmm
So I havent really been creating anything.
I'll get around to it.
I'm surprised how many young, aspiring models there are on myspace.. and they all seem to have profiles that myspace won't allow them to show. Whats the deal with that?
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too bad it wasn't still in there.
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How could I see the future if it didn't already exist?
I did however know about the cocain in coca-cola... i'm a bit of weirdo-info type of person...
did you know that whale barf is used in some types of fancy perfume?
did you know that seaweed is in your toothpaste?
did you know that sweat has the same properties of urine?
did you know that bayer originaly sold heroin over-the-counter while asprin req. a perscription?
did you know that romans of old' imposed a urine-tax due to high costs of the tanning industry?
did you know that scientology's "sea org." has it's members sign billion-year contracts of service?
did you know the economy is fake, that the government invented it?
i could go on but the government has me in the crosshairs......
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i did not know about the whale barf, sweat, bayer heroin, romans, and scientology's membership. i didn't even know that whales barfed. how does one capture whale barf? barf. i love that word. i knew about seaweed in toothpaste and that the economy is fake.
ever see the documentary on the conspiracy that the moon landing was staged and filmed in the desert and not on the moon? it kind of felt wrong watching it.
shhhhhhh........we must now switch to super cryptic languages to continue this conversation. beep beep boop boop
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How could I see the future if it didn't already exist?
i never seen the moonlanding doc.. though i have heard about it... but i doubt it .. mostly cause buzz(the second dude on the moon) punched out some guy asking about it... gotta love that old guy's pride.
as for the whale barf(also known as ambergris) after a whale(sperm whale to be exact) eats something that its guts can't handle ... *cough* expells the substance.. which then floats to the surface.
boop boop beep beep *static*
tik tik tik tik *static*
did you know that you can get high licking some types of toads?
did you know that the largest flower in the world gives off the smell of rotting flesh?
did you know that the man who figured out how to make rocket fuel belived he was the antichrist(this is true!)?
did you know that mario(from supermario) is known as "jump man" in japan?
did you know im boring the hell out of you?
*static noises*
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who discovered what ambergris is? obviously it was a fisherman or some other sort of human sea dweller. who would think "hmm, this would make a great base for some fragrance." who was the first person to watch a whale toss it's plankton.........and make the connection? jacques cousteau? i need to know these things. write me a report, no more than two pages long, double spaced.
i've heard about the toad licking, never tried it. what is the name of this flower? i need to see it. ah so the antichrist is here, yes? i can see how mario would be called jump man. when i think of playing mario brothers, all i hear is "boing boing boing" from him jumping.
i wasn't aware that you were boring me. how did you do that? are you a magick man?
*hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssss*
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How could I see the future if it didn't already exist?
*covers himself in the whale-bile*
*gives you a nasty hug* dont i smell great!
as far as the name of the largest flower.. i've looked it up and its called "Rafflesia arnoldii"
*fades away*
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wow. that is the most interesting flower i've ever read about. i bet you there's a cure for something in that thing. and now it's going to disappear forever. the internet is amazing. i just got to see a flower that is very rare and hard to capture while in bloom, thousands of miles away and which i'd never see in my lifetime.
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How could I see the future if it didn't already exist?
Though i doubt i would have ever seen the flower otherwise.
*gets beat to death with a book*
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I guess....
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